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5 Jokes to Share withYour Martial Arts Buddy

Taekwondo is a serious sport. It requires lots of focus and practice. Plus, before you start practicing moves, you have to ensure you’re perfectly fit and capable of executing them. That means, you need more time to get in good shape.

Seriousness is what they expect at taekwondo Vancouver schools but there is no need to keep those tough looks all the time. Sometimes, you need to tell jokes to make friends (so they get easy on you in Toronto taekwondo practice sessions).

So, let’s find out how many jokes you can share with your martial-arts buddy, or anyone else.

Here are some funny jokes to give you a perfect start.

  1. Don’t Just Start Anything

On the way to a karate tournament, a Karate Master’s car battery dies and leaves him stranded in the streets. He pulls out his jumper cables, wraps them around his neck and walks into a bar looking for help.

The bartender sees him as he walks in and says, “I will serve you a drink but just don’t start anything”.


  1. A 30-Day Puzzle

3 white belts walk into a bar screaming, “30 days, 30 days.”

They order drinks at the bar and the bartender asks, “What’s all the commotion about.”

The blonde says “We put this puzzle together in just 30 days and the box said 3 to 5 years!!!”

  1. Taekwondo in Heavens

There were two old buddies who continued to compete in Taekwondo Toronto tournaments well past their prime. One day, while relaxing after yet another competition, they were chatting and wondering if there is Taekwondo in heaven and made a pact that whoever passed away first would come back and let the other know.

About a week later one of the old judoka passed away. About a month after that the surviving old judoka was at yet another competition when all of a sudden he saw an apparition. Sure enough it was his old buddy who had come back to see him.

“Well, please tell me,” asked the surviving judoka. “Are there taekwondo competitions in heaven?”
“I have good news and bad news for you,” replied the apparition to his old taekwondo buddy. “The good news is that, yes, there are judo competitions in heaven. The bad news is you’re up first this Saturday

  1. Don’t Tell A Joke to A Pro

A blind man goes into a ladies bar, sits at the bar and turns to the woman next to him and says, “Do you want to hear a blonde joke?”

The woman replies, “As you are blind I feel it only fair to warn you, this is a ladies bar, I’m blonde and a champion at karate, my two friends are blonde and professional wrestlers and the barmaid is blonde. Now do you really want to tell that joke?”

The blind man thinks for a moment … “No, I don’t want to have to explain it four times.”

  1. Tao of the Monk

To raise money for the karate school a monk was selling pizza. A man walked in and said, “Make me one with everything.”
So the monk said that would be $15. The man handed the monk a twenty dollar bill.
After a minute he asked where his change was, to which the monk replied, “Change must come from within.”